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I mentioned in a previous post how I really want to have a house that smells good. Well, right now our house is for sale and the other day we had a brokers’ open house. (No need to worry. We don’t NEED to sell our house, but we’ve lived in it for two years now […]

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I mentioned in a previous post how I really want to have a house that smells good. Well, right now our house is for sale and the other day we had a brokers’ open house. (No need to worry. We don’t NEED to sell our house, but we’ve lived in it for two years now

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Happy happy birthday, children dear– Happy things will come to you all year. If I had one wish, then it would be– That you would give all your presents to me. As a kid, the original song got a little boring, so I decided to change it up a bit. And I’ve loved singing it

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As you’ve probably noticed, I dedicate much of my blog to reflecting on my past. I think I do it because it is interesting for me to analyze myself, and also because I plan on having this blog serve as my personal history of sorts. That being the case, I feel like the following will

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“Going home” meant something different when I was a kid. “Going home” meant leaving my cousins (who were my life blood) or leaving Grandma Hatch’s house–where there were fun neighbors and other cousins to play with, midnight runs to Dairy Queen, parks and water fights, and a fruit stand (where we bought lots of cheap

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What is your best physical attribute? It’s hard for me to say which feature of my body is the most perfect (are you laughing?); but if I had to pinpoint just ONE, I would definitely say my ears. All I can really say is that my toenails are NOT contenders. The thing is, I was

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I didn’t think I would ever have long hair. As I mentioned in previous posts, I longed to have long hair for most of my childhood. I would have given anything to have had hair that hung in front of my shoulders or down my back. I would have DIED to have had hair that

I lived my dream, and now the dream is over. Read More »

I made Brian laugh tonight. (I just wanted to make sure I got it on record.) AND I bought a minivan on Friday! I have to say that I bought it because Brian is still wanting no part in it. It is a 2008 white Toyota Sienna. Oh, yeah–I’ll be posting pictures, alright! I just

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I made Brian laugh tonight. (I just wanted to make sure I got it on record.) AND I bought a minivan on Friday! I have to say that I bought it because Brian is still wanting no part in it. It is a 2008 white Toyota Sienna. Oh, yeah–I’ll be posting pictures, alright! I just

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Pretty much everyone is too sexy for my car. However, I am just sexy enough for the minivan I will buying soon. That’s not the point, though. The point is, I am a knock out. I am seriously probably the most beautiful person in the whole world. How do I know? Because a week or

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