Leave it to my mom to know that She Will Be Loved is by Maroon 5 and not Five For Fighting. You know you’re a bit out of touch when your mom knows more about current music than you do. I know what you’re thinking. “Ummm, Ann–that song came out like five years ago.” Well, whatever. Five years ago is about as close as I can keep up.
And just to make this post a little longer, I’ll document something Camp said the other day: “Where the hell is the playdoh?”
To which I questioned, “What did you say?”
“I said, ‘Where is the playdoh?’
“No. That’s not what you said.”
“I said, ‘Where the hell is the playdoh.”
“Camp, I know Daddy says that word, but it’s not a good word. It’s not a word that we should say.”
You always know a family is white trash when their five-year-old swears. Dang it.