I’ve had Yo Mama jokes running through my head lately for some reason. Wait. I know the reason. It’s because Brian has recently been responding to my every comment with “Your mom—–(fill in the blank). He thinks he’s so funny. He is pretty funny. And he’s welcome to talk about my mom all he wants because I’m not insecure about my mom. I know she’s the coolest. But just in case one of you is insecure about your mama, I won’t tell any of the “Yo mama’s so ugly she couldn’t turn on a lamp” jokes. Instead, I was thinking maybe we could share some real jokes about our kids’ mamas. Then we won’t hurt any feelings and we’ll just be laughing at ourselves. Got it? Here–I’ll start us out.
Ahehehehehem…
Camp’s moma’s so cheap, she washes and reuses Ziploc bags! Ooohhhhh!
O.K. Now you think of some.
Oh, and by the way…THANK YOU for your continued help with dinners around here. I am continuing to love your recipes. So if you happen to be making dinner soon and want to tell me what your making, I’d love to hear. Don’t forget the drawing for the 3M strips will be this Saturday. Yeah. That’s about it.
P.S. Your mom goes to college. (I couldn’t help it.)